A recent dialogue between my company’s affiliate manager and one of our many tech-savvy online affiliates:
“You will need to take a screen shot of what you’re talking about and send it to me,” – Affiliate Manager
“Can you take a screen shot for me? I don’t have a camera.” – Affiliate
If I could think up things like this myself, I could join the script-writing team for The Office.
When I was in 11th grade, my AP English class had a discussion about AIDS for some strange reason.
We discussed how it is often referred to as the gay disease and as the discussion progressed, I decided to share my confusion.
“But I thought it was called the gay disease because when you get AIDS, it turns you gay?” – Me
“You thought all the drug dealers.. and MAGIC JOHNSON were gay?” – Relatively smart boy in my class
Every day is an adventure when you are book smart.
I tried to make iced coffee at work today by mixing ice with steaming hot coffee.
My coworkers lost a lot of respect for my intelligence.