There are some things I just don’t understand.
For instance, the toilet seats at L.A. Fitness. Designed to perfectly conform to your butt. WHY?
In the rare instance that I allow my bare skin to touch a public toilet seat, I’d really prefer that it not be designed to attract as much of my healthy square inchage as possible.
I mean seriously, some of those girls are wearing clubbing outfits to my spin classes.
Share butt germs? No thanks.