Toilet Seats at L.A. Fitness: My Concerns

toiletseatThere are some things I just don’t understand.

For instance, the toilet seats at L.A. Fitness. Designed to perfectly conform to your butt. WHY?

In the rare instance that I allow my bare skin to touch a public toilet seat, I’d really prefer that it not be designed to attract as much of my healthy square inchage as possible.

I mean seriously, some of those girls are wearing clubbing outfits to my spin classes.

Share butt germs? No thanks.

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2 responses to “Toilet Seats at L.A. Fitness: My Concerns

  1. Gregory Hanson

    It has been proven that the toilet seat is often the cleanest surface in the household. Including the kitchen table you eat off of.

  2. That’s pure crazy talk :p

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